Funny Quote of the Day
- Joan Rivers"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."
- Jay London"I saw a stationery store move."
- Natalie Wood"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby."
- Robert Orben"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."
Dictionary.com Word of the Day
- quiescent: Dictionary.com Word of the Dayquiescent: at rest; still; inactive.
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