Funny Quote of the Day
- P. J. O'Rourke"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them."
- Henny Youngman"If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving."
- Laurence J. Peter"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week."
- Yogi Berra"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
Dictionary.com Word of the Day
- malleable: Dictionary.com Word of the Daymalleable: capable of being shaped; also, adaptable.
